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INSTA - Record 2
by: Galactic Scientists

The following IN§TA was catalyzed on August 18th, 2010 and lasted for a period of 10 days.

IN§TA 2 participants as they appear in the loop: TMM, Randy, Middle of the Night, The bar of Zanz, The Soul that is Lost, NUTTTZZZ, DI / JON, The almighty DAVE, The funk that is Sporadic, CPK VP, WHERE?? I CAN'T SEE HER!, The unwitting new guy, The unwitting old member, and The other unwitting new guy. With special guests Stevalicious and Melon with peanuts!.

Once upon a time, there was a potato head named...
...Berfa. The one thing that everybody knew about Berfa was that...
...she was a genuine Idaho potato.
Berfa had many hobbies. However, her favorite thing to do was...
Throw packing peanuts at small children. They often reacted by...
...coming after her with a potato masher! This made her feel...
...like she was two rabbits, and one of them was screaming. Psychologists would describe this feeling as...
...triumphant, knowing that she had gotten to the children! She retaliated by...
...firing off a shot of her Spud Spewer 2000. But she wasn't prepared for...
...the clown lurking behind her with a...
...large milkshake, which would go straight to her thighs unless she...
...traded that milkshake for a dollar to be used as...
...an alternative method for bringing all the boys to the yard.
One of the children happened to have a dollar. The trade made all the boys come to the yard! And they...
...partied all night long until...
...the break of dawn. But they party didn't stop till Kesha walked in! And she yelled:
"Your love is my drug!" ...but there were some narcs there who responded by...
...attempting to taze her. However, Kanye West was in the building, so he interrupted them and wouldn't let them finish. Berfa and Kesha escaped.
They ran into what looked like an abandoned warehouse. However, after breaking in, to their surprise....
They came upon a discovery so revolting, ye intriguing, that they fell frozen in their tracks. IT was as if they were touched by the Lord. Now, this is exactly what happened...
The abandoned warehouse was filled with bones from wall to wall. It looked like someone had decided to build a warehouse out of human bones! Right there in the center of it...
...stood a tiny man. He held a violin in his hand as he...
...sang. And he began to play an ear shattering version of "Hit Me Baby One More Time." To stop the horrific noise, Kesha ran up to him and...
...gave him his first kiss, which went a little like this *muah* and twist *muah muah* and twist. Which left him...
...shot through the heart, with Kesha to blame. She gave love a bad name. The whole scene was making Berfa feel rather...
...like punching someone in the soul with a chain. But she couldn't because...
...the only chain she had was a chain of fools. And everyone knows that a chain of fools...
...is no match for a mob of red ninjas covered in oil. So they formed a circle around them, held hands and...
...as they chanted an ancient spell they burst into flames. It worked, as far as they could tell, because suddenly...
...it was as if someone had turned off the switch on the sun and the world became cold...really cold....and...
...Al Gore felt a little sheepish for telling everyone to worry about globarl warming, because clearly the much greater peril to the globe was...
...the red, oil-covered ninjas and their sun-bending chants. Berfa and Kesha quickly helped Gore co-write a new book, titled...
...Hey...this is different....*sigh*
---YOU CHOOSE---
And in "Hey...this is diferent sigh" Kesha and Gore attempted to explain how to rid the world of these oil covered ninjas, by suggesting...
Due to it's catchy title and the fact that the world was ending, "Hey, This is Different *sigh*" became the higest selling book of all time. Suddenly it began raining men!
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...without hats. Everyone became star struck and began running around to ask them if they could join the Safety Dance. Of course, their reply was...
...how much they are willing to pay to join...which made....
*sigh* I can't get rid of this Michael Jackson pic...I can't do pictures through the Wii.
The which the people responded, "We may not have money or a way to change your MJ pic, but we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind..."
payiment. Have they started paying to members?
Berfa, Kesha, Al Gore, the red ninjas, and the Raining Men all realized they were suddenly in the middle of a press conference...and none of them were being paid.
They were enraged! And Kesha yelled "There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around!" So they...
tried to find this place, but as it turned out, she'd screwed up all the lyrics, and the place was actually in France, and it was where the naked ladies dance...the hole in the wall...
...is how people can get into the place cause last King of France sealed up the place to make sure his treasures are safe but...
BEGIN INSTA-FAIL
body background help X_X I want to slice up a big image so that they load faster D: but nutang only accepts one big file? ~_~ anyone know what to do
invisible is pretty good with layouts, so maybe you can ask her.
*pop* did somebody call for help?
LOL
yay I didn't want to interrupt the story.
haha THE END

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