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IN§TA - Record 1
by: Galactic Scientists

The following IN§TA was catalyzed on April 14th, 2010 and lasted for a period of two days.

IN§TA 1 participants as they appear in the loop: TMM, Randy, Stinky Steve, Funkiness that is Sporadic, Nuttz, Sank (effected by the loop), Zanzi (effected by the loop), lyndeep (effected by the loop), The cup of tea that is mine, and The Great White Testicle (effected by the loop.

Once upon a time...
...there was a walrus who collected...
...stones fromt the planet...
...Harkusparky. His favorite thing to do with the stone was...
...arrange them into words. Today's message read: "OMG NEW SB GAME???" Suddenly, he heard...
...a voice. It said...
"HARKUSPARKY, ALLYOURBASEAREBELONGTOUS." He gasped, and...
...fainted. He awoke in a...
...class room where all the students were listening to Zero Wing audio. There he encountered...
...Muffy, who immediately ran away because he had to write a paper. The teacher continued on about the topic of...
...magic mushrooms as a cure for depression. The students...
...insanely high from magical mushrooms, whom they acquired from...
...Zanzibar! This club was notorious for selling to minors, and was being investigated by the...
...fashion police, because the real police were raiding a doughnut shop. The fashion police were known for...
...stripping people of clothes they declared unworthy. Before they knew it, the students were left with only...
...the weirdest combination of clothes, because the fashion police are...
...secretly eating the mushrooms they raided from the school, which made them...
...dance around singing nursery rhymes. The students knew that this was the only chance they had to escape. Together they...
...climbed onto a jet plane which will bring them to...
...Iceland. While on the plane...
...they were handed a paper from a mysterious man. On the paper was...
...directions to the local pub. Once inside, the ran into...
...Chuck Norris, who immediately...
...divided by zero. He then drank a pint of Guinness, and said...
..."CAN'T TOUCH THIS" as he punched MC Hammer in the face. Hammer responded by...
...going bankrupt. Then, he usd his parachute pants to...
...escape down an elevator shaft, only to discover Papagoya's evil counterpart, named...
...Molestaboya, who was featured in...
...Datline NBC's "To Catch a Predator." Molestaboya could smell teh magic mushrooms on Harkusparky, so he...
...called a taxi, but he didn't get far because...
...the taxi driver was a zombie so he...
...crashed into a university trying to get to the brains. To avoid further zombie shenanigans, Molestaboya flew to...
...outerspace in his rocket. He also brought along his...
...favorite slaves, lyndeep and thaitanic, who were...
...actually clones of the long lost parents of Papagoya and Molestaboya. Upon this discovery...
...Abraham Lincoln appeared and transported Molestaboya's mind back in time, and to Mars. Abe explained the clones were a result of...
...disgusting people who thinks that they are hell of a great...
...actors, as displayed by their roles in the cinematic classic...
...Orgasmo. But as great of actors as they ay think themselves to be, they know it's just a cover up for their real career, which is...
...something they can't remember because their brain dead due to having too many...
...*because they are brain dead*...
...grammar and spelling mistakes presented before them. They decided to fix this by...
...going back to grammar school afterall, but there they ran into a hairy bully named...
...Al Rammenrun, who was known for...
...getting into car accidents and not leaving his insurance. Al said to them...
..."Time you came home for supper. We're having...
...Peaches, cottage cheese, and goat testicles.
...Oh, by the way, your wives are actually daughters I had with Al Rammenrun back when I was eight." The goat testicles began to writhe and...
...much to Al Rammenrun's surprise, formed the image of Silver Dot, the Great White Testicle. Al Rammenrun had no choice but to...
...set the dinner table on fire. He then packed his family a bag and...
...sent them on their way. He then quesionted outloud, "why aren't you instead an actual silver dot, instead of a large, male reproductive organ?" Silver Dot replied...
**Sorry to break the game-thing** Does my page take foooooorever to load for anyone besides me? My background loads but nothing else shows up for like a minute
[ERROR]. GAP IN INSTA. PREPARE FOR IMMINENT BLACK HOLES AND WORLDWIDE DIVISION BY ZERO.
...Sometimes it takes a while...amd way to go! =P
OH NO LYNDEEP WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. YOU BROKE THE INSTA!!! IT'S APOCALYPSE! EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS DIVING BY ZERO, INCLUDING MY LEGS AND EYES!!!!
...It's okay. Earlier, Chuck Norris divided by zero. So everything evens out. The end...
[ERROR AVERTED]. USER THAITANIC[9672] CLOSES THE INSTA RIFT IN TIME BY ENTERING APPROPRIATE TAGS --> "The end"

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