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Once upon a time... |
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...there was a walrus who collected... |
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...stones fromt the planet... |
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...Harkusparky. His favorite thing to do with the stone was... |
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...arrange them into words. Today's message read: "OMG NEW SB GAME???" Suddenly, he heard... |
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...a voice. It said... |
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"HARKUSPARKY, ALLYOURBASEAREBELONGTOUS." He gasped, and... |
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...fainted. He awoke in a... |
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...class room where all the students were listening to Zero Wing audio. There he encountered... |
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...Muffy, who immediately ran away because he had to write a paper. The teacher continued on about the topic of... |
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...magic mushrooms as a cure for depression. The students... |
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...insanely high from magical mushrooms, whom they acquired from... |
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...Zanzibar! This club was notorious for selling to minors, and was being investigated by the... |
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...fashion police, because the real police were raiding a doughnut shop. The fashion police were known for... |
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...stripping people of clothes they declared unworthy. Before they knew it, the students were left with only... |
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...the weirdest combination of clothes, because the fashion police are... |
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...secretly eating the mushrooms they raided from the school, which made them... |
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...dance around singing nursery rhymes. The students knew that this was the only chance they had to escape. Together they... |
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...climbed onto a jet plane which will bring them to... |
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...Iceland. While on the plane... |
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...they were handed a paper from a mysterious man. On the paper was... |
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...directions to the local pub. Once inside, the ran into... |
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...Chuck Norris, who immediately... |
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...divided by zero. He then drank a pint of Guinness, and said... |
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..."CAN'T TOUCH THIS" as he punched MC Hammer in the face. Hammer responded by... |
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...going bankrupt. Then, he usd his parachute pants to... |
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...escape down an elevator shaft, only to discover Papagoya's evil counterpart, named... |
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...Molestaboya, who was featured in... |
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...Datline NBC's "To Catch a Predator." Molestaboya could smell teh magic mushrooms on Harkusparky, so he... |
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...called a taxi, but he didn't get far because... |
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...the taxi driver was a zombie so he... |
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...crashed into a university trying to get to the brains. To avoid further zombie shenanigans, Molestaboya flew to... |
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...outerspace in his rocket. He also brought along his... |
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...favorite slaves, lyndeep and thaitanic, who were... |
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...actually clones of the long lost parents of Papagoya and Molestaboya. Upon this discovery... |
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...Abraham Lincoln appeared and transported Molestaboya's mind back in time, and to Mars. Abe explained the clones were a result of... |
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...disgusting people who thinks that they are hell of a great... |
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...actors, as displayed by their roles in the cinematic classic... |
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...Orgasmo. But as great of actors as they ay think themselves to be, they know it's just a cover up for their real career, which is... |
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...something they can't remember because their brain dead due to having too many... |
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...*because they are brain dead*... |
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...grammar and spelling mistakes presented before them. They decided to fix this by... |
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...going back to grammar school afterall, but there they ran into a hairy bully named... |
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...Al Rammenrun, who was known for... |
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...getting into car accidents and not leaving his insurance. Al said to them... |
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..."Time you came home for supper. We're having... |
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...Peaches, cottage cheese, and goat testicles. |
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...Oh, by the way, your wives are actually daughters I had with Al Rammenrun back when I was eight." The goat testicles began to writhe and... |
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...much to Al Rammenrun's surprise, formed the image of Silver Dot, the Great White Testicle. Al Rammenrun had no choice but to... |
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...set the dinner table on fire. He then packed his family a bag and... |
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...sent them on their way. He then quesionted outloud, "why aren't you instead an actual silver dot, instead of a large, male reproductive organ?" Silver Dot replied... |
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**Sorry to break the game-thing** Does my page take foooooorever to load for anyone besides me? My background loads but nothing else shows up for like a minute |
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