Peeves
by: The-Muffin-Man

The following is a list of things I would like to stab in the near future.

• non-English speaking illegal immigrants who give to this country nothing but take from us everything (300 reference lolz)


• lazy assholes


• people who feel they need to make excuses for why they suck at something


• Delilah from the radio station 106.1 (Seattle area)


• ignorance


• pedestrians who make me wait at the crossswalk because they walk so damn slow


• underaged drinkers who get shitfaced and they're like totally awesome


• popularity whores, man-whores, whores in general


• all things obnoxious, but doesn't everyone hate that?


• interruptions during my piano time


• helpless conformists who consider jump rope anything less than a sport


• my own inability to leap into the unknown


• American pop culture


• DISNEY, particularly their latest strain of robots, Hannah Montana and the crew of High School Musical


• lunch ladies who can't make sandwhiches


• gangsters


• noobs*


• those of ridiculously exaggerated emo-orientation who have no reason to be depressed