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Call the police...it's the wind!
Friday. 2.8.08 11:50 am
I've gone on another podcast spree. Why? The election. Why? Because I'm voting in November. It struck me out of nowhere the other day, and I was severly bothered by the fact that I knew virtually nothing about this eleciton, so I decided to remedy the situation with almost 24 hours worth of politically-packed audio (84 podcasts). Now maybe I'll have a productive reason to stay up till the wee hours of the morning...

Funny story. So the wind somehow blew open my front door. I have no idea how this happened. Even when the door is unlocked, it's pretty damn hard to open without physically twisting the handle. Anyhow, a particularly strong gust of wind managed to dislodge the door and swing it open, thus sending the alarm system into a squalking fit.

My poor mother was home alone when the alarm starting blaring, so she locked herself in her room and called the police. I wasn't here when this happened, but according to her she was relatively calm about the whole ordeal. The police came -- 20 minutes later -- and conducted a thorough search of the house. I mean very thorough, as I found my mattress to have been thrown clear of the bedframe when I returned home.

Thankfully no one was actually prowling around my house in the 20 minutes it took for the popo to get to my house. Some very, very bad things could have happened in that timeframe. The hair rises just thinking about it. Ooooh god, what I would to do anyone who laid a finger on my mother.....

I should be writing an editorial for the paper right. Bleh! Muffy over and out....
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Do not try to bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
9 Comments.


i'm voting this year too but i haven't checked my station yet.
» renaye on 2008-02-08 09:29:21

I'm not voting this year simply because politics have absolutely no appeal for me. This is the second presidential election since I've turned 18 and I still really don't care for who is running. I was considering Edwards ... until he dropped his campaign.
haha, I've had the wind blow open my front door. it was in tucson, at around 3am. the door didn't shut tight unless I locked it and apparently I had forgotten to lock it. luckily it was just the wind and not a person because that would have been really awkward due to the uhh, 'situation' *ahem* that I had been currently engaged in.
» LostSoul13 on 2008-02-08 01:49:17

Gah! You old person!

I am the sex muffin, therefore I am your twin?

That's an odd thought.
» randomjunk on 2008-02-08 07:26:00

You can be the mascot, but you have to be in the club. :P
» randomjunk on 2008-02-08 07:59:12

ur poor mum! That happened to me once when I was setting up my bday decorations at home alone. And I was in the other room when a balloon fell on the floor and sounded like someone was in the other room. Hahaha. I called my bro and dad, they just laughed at me :/
» von-nation on 2008-02-08 10:09:49

Funny
I probably would have cracked up laughing when my mom told me that had happened--if it happened. But my mom's not the type to call the police, she will just confront the guy. So that's where I get my aggressiveness from.

Johnna

» Art4TheHomeless on 2008-02-08 10:25:16

No, I'm not vegetarian. In fact, I'm a cannibal! Yesiree, human flesh is pretty darn scrumptious. I think I'll just go grab that baby carcass out of the fridge now for a snack.

[You had BETTER not have believed that]

Soy jerky is good. Before I went vegetarian I used to like beef jerky... [gag]. I think the texture is what I like about it...

And I'm not interested in my brother's ex-friend, who is younger than me/weird/asian.

I'm losing interest in DC though. But I was never in love with him!

Silly Muffy.
» randomjunk on 2008-02-09 12:29:18

LOL! Wow.. that must be some very very strong gust of wind. Still thank god it isn't the real thing. Happy chinese new year btw.
» Nuttz on 2008-02-09 03:13:20

Don't cry, I believe you!

At least you know when you say it.
» Chloefoxx on 2008-02-09 02:28:04

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